why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
I really hate that watching TV is associated with being lazy and boring while reading books is associated with being smart and profound. Both are really fucking great ways of telling stories and if you find a story that moves you, whether it’s a 900 page novel, a tv show, a film, a comic, or a sentence engraved on a slice of bread IT IS WORTHY OF YOUR TIME!
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
romanticise healthy relationships
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
I didn’t until now.
Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one soBut is itillegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
a letter to my parents about my girlfriend
"i am in love with the idea of falling in love with her, i am in love with the way she asks how she looks and she gazes at me like i’m the silliest boy in the world because i’m not responding to her but really i’m just left at a loss for words and maybe it seems like i’m laughing and smiling at nothing, but really i’m realising that nothing has ever loved anything as much as i love the girl that stands infront of me. i am in love with the way she stares and smiles at me, i hope she knows that if she didn’t make me so shy i’d watch her forever too, if i didn’t know there was a heart beating inside my chest right now i would probably just assume it was just a golden heart shaped locket with her name inside of it. i am in love with the way her smile shines like every star in the night sky and her eyes that have every summer inside of them and how her scent is like the sweetest things in the world combined into one if you looked inside a dictionary and found the word perfect a descrption of her is what you’d find i am in love with the way she makes every second beautiful but not even close to as gorgeous as her
but i think out of all of this i’m in love with her the most.”
I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power