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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

newbluud:

coming to steal yo’ girl like

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everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

bluewindsummer:

priorities

meloncholyfalls:

neyzilla:

meeperme:

rendezvousramen:

pancakebird:

an art tutorial

thank

Wow after watching this my art improved so much

meloncholyfalls 

Oh my god. 

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

nollag:

[softly] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da [stands up on table] some legends are told [starts screaming] soME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD [rips off shirt] BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME [backflips off table] REMEMBER ME [goes crashing through the window] FOR CENTURIES

mdebij:

complisults-and-explanabrags:

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

buttsexandwaffles:

nupao:

a-study-in-gay:

look what satan does to people

It's not his fault

Who gave you the fucking right?

OW

oH MY GOD THAT LAST GIF

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career